Saturday, June 6, 2009

" We can be reasonably happy here on Earth, but thats not the goal of life . The goal is to grow in character, in Christ likeness . "
Well, Saturday is supposed to be having Cell with the cell members .
And also spending time with them and eating dinner and all .
However, today there is Shepards Retreat :)
There should be Sheeps Retreat too ! Hahhahaha ;D
Wanted to Kayak today, but then woke up too late laaaaa ):
Anyway, i was chatting with the most nonsense girl in my class Khalisah Sulaiman Baby KukuJiao .
Hahahha, tell you ah, she super nonsense untill cannot nonsense already .
You know " diao " -> ( -.- ) right ?
She tell me say " diao " in ancient Taiwan is penis, dick, lanjiao . ( LOL!! )
Kkk, then Chiong, you know we all always like to use Eg; " i'm Chioing hw la . " that kind ?
Yea, she come out with a English CHIONG which defines stuff . ( LOL!! ) I C&P here kk .
chiong 22 up, 11 down A sexual act which involves two gay men.
One man inserts his penis into the pants of another and masturbates furiously, while the other does the same to the other one.
The chiong is over when both men ejaculate on each others testicles while their pants are still on. This crude process is usually followed by both men urinating in each others mouths while grabbing their chest and ass. Michael and his gay lover both performed the legendary chiong maneuver for the cameras ten times in a row, leaving them with soar palms and penises.
If one is able to perform a chiong with their girlfriend, their girlfriend is a man. chiong penis cock gay fag homo sex sexual homosexual urinating ejaculating semen skeet pissing by Defco Mar 13, 2008 share this 2. chiong 2 up, 5 down The act of inserting toys into the anus.
This act is best carried out my two men (one submissive, one dominating) using things including fingers, vibrating didlos, strap ons, anal beads, frozen turds or frozen condoms filed with semen, carrots, cucumbers, beer bottles or any other shaft.
The first man should initially lick the anus of his partner whilst massaging his cock. If his partner recepriocates this act, then the two move on to the next step.
Both men should now have no underwear on and should be slowly touching each others cock. The submissive male will then turn around whilst the dominating man will proceed to jerk off on the other's back.
He then licks some of the cum off his partner's back and rubs the rest near the anus, providing lubricant for the sex toy into the anal passage. Using an item like the frozen turd, the dominatring male then slowly inserts it into his partners ass and hits him in the back of the head. The anal passage should tighten, making the turd (or other sex toy) more difficult to pull in/out, hence making the experience more pleasurable for the submissive male.
Note: If at any stage either of the men feel uncomfortable with the idea of chionging, a swift blow to the back of the neck is carried out. The man who hit his partner then proceeds to get dressed and visit a female hooker with whom he has normal, man-woman sex. Gregg and I were gonna chiong the other day, but then I felt like some tight pussy instead, so I hit him in the back of the neck and went to Amanda's place. chiong choinging anal submissive dominating bdsm by I Never Chiong Sep 12, 2008 share this 3. chiong 4 up, 18 down a titty raping whore who is a fat useless fuck who likes to masturbate on niggers. he enjoys watching porn on his psp and licking cock "Wtf is that chiong doing licking his boner."
Okay, that was what Khalisah Sulaiman Baby KukuJiao sent to me, i was like super AMAZED okkk .
Hahhahaha, then right she come say she very high now talking about these . ( ._. )
Horny ah you Khali KukuJiao ! Hahha, tell you, she very touchy one . HAHAHHA .
In our class right, if you fight with her you sure lose one, and you'll lose in pain .
Cause right, the procedure of her tormenting you is super super pain i swear .
She will, pinch your ( . . ) then she will squeeze and twist it . ( think about it manszxz )
Pain lor, super super pain . I kena alot of times by her before ):
And KhalisahBaby KukuJiao, i do not have a penis or what you call it, DIAO . LOL .
So, i don't have it big or small & don't ask me anymore ! Hahhahahah .

[b][c=4][c=13][c=9][b][c=8][c=#FF5B0D][c=11]feeling[/c] the[/c] ELECTRIC BOLTS[/c][/b] running[/c] through[/c] my veins[/c]![/b] says:
lan jiao ah you.
thats what my mum like to say.
haha.
hahahahaha.
so funny.
i'm going high now.
haha.
just by saying this kinds of things.
i thing i'm going crazy.

[b][c=4][c=13][c=9][b][c=8][c=#FF5B0D][c=11]feeling[/c] the[/c] ELECTRIC BOLTS[/c][/b] running[/c] through[/c] my veins[/c]![/b] says:
si mi.
lan jiao.
haha.
i like to say the word.
lan jiao.
lan jiao.
lan jiao.
lan jiao.
lan jiao.
lan jiao,

[b][c=4][c=13][c=9][b][c=8][c=#FF5B0D][c=11]feeling[/c] the[/c] ELECTRIC BOLTS[/c][/b] running[/c] through[/c] my veins[/c]![/b] says:
wth
wth
penis
penis.
hahahahahahahahaha.
u so funny.
do u like chionging?

[b][c=4][c=13][c=9][b][c=8][c=#FF5B0D][c=11]feeling[/c] the[/c] ELECTRIC BOLTS[/c][/b] running[/c] through[/c] my veins[/c]![/b] says:
-.- means diao and diao means penis.
haha.
hahahehehahaha.
So there, that was what Khalisah Baby KukuJiao said to me, actually there's more horny ones -.-
But i've decided to be kind and not to post this up .
HAHAHAHHAHAHA, okkkkk .
Thanks Junlin for giving me those verses .
Yea, i am trying not to be tempted ):
Tomorrow Service, you coming right ? Hahha, please come though ;)
You're SO HAPPENING AH ! Hahhahahahahahah .
Ask Kimsiong to define it for you, and i tell you Kimsiong always bully me ):
Hahhahaha, and i am gonna stalk Kimsiong dry ! ( LMAOS ! ;D )
I really really cannot stand it .
I think i am really falling for you, and i know its wrong .
Its a sin, a super great sin !
Why can't i just like other guys instead of you ?!
Why must you be so nice to me when i encounter difficulties ?!
And i know you feel the same way for me through the way you treat me .
But, i'm not sure how you feel towards me anymore .
Gosh, i wonder how am i going to face you when school reopens .
Anyway, meet up soon .
I really miss you badly, and i feel uneasy without your love, care and concern around .
When i'm shedding tears, you'll always be there for me .
When i'm not in the right mood, you'll always be there to cheer me up .
And when i had relationship encounters, you'll always be there to help me .
You're not a bung, you said it yourself, but why must you make yourself look like one ?!
Indeed, you are very hot looking in both girl and bung form .
Urgh, sorry babe .
Even if i love you dearly, and even if you feel the same way for me i don't think i can ever accept you, because i will feel weird and i will feel like a great sinner .
I don't want to hurt both of us, we'll remain as friends, very close friends right ?
You asked me to bring you go sheesha, yea i will .
We'll have dinner soon, (:
Seeyou love.